【UNIX】Entertaining UNIX Commands

1. % make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

2. % got a light?
No match.

3. % sleep with me
bad character

4. % man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

5. % rm God
rm: God nonexistent


6. % make ‘heads or tails of all this’
Make: Don’t know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.

7. % make sense
Make: Don’t know how to make sense. Stop.

8. % make mistake
Make: Don’t know how to make mistake. Stop.

9. % make bottle.open
Make: Don’t know how to make bottle.open. Stop.

10. % \(-
(-: Command not found.

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